- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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