What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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