Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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