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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Knock knock knock OCD

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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