What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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