Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Q. who's george porchy?

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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