A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Nickleback.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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