- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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