What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Justin Bieber.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Nickleback.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Sammi suck kyles chode

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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