I grunt when I poop.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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penis?

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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VAL SUCKS

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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