Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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david poredos

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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