- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

JUST KIDDING^

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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