roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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So does Blake

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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You're a frog

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Hail Heetluh

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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