- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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