Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Matt is a Duster!

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kushagra tyagi

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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