- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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