Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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