- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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