- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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