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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

I have an erection My mom!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

have safe sex

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Bark I'm a tree

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Anti Joke

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