Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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women's rights

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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