- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

have safe sex

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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