- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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