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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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