- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Thats what she said

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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