a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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