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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Im cute hehehee

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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