A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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