Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Anti Joke

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