- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

My parents died!

Feminism.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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