- Anti Joke

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit