- Anti Joke

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

I have an erection My mom!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Bark I'm a tree

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.