Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

darude- sandstorm

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

hey John will you make some copies

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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