- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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