life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Nickleback.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Sammi suck kyles chode

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Justin Bieber.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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