It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

tommy is retared

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

there once was a black man who played basketball

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

I dont have a girlfriend

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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