- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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