Nickleback.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Justin Bieber.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A sober Irish individual.

Anti Joke

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