Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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darude- sandstorm

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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