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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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