What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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women's rights

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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