A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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It got hit by a rocket.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Anti Joke

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