Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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