What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

tim has no humor

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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