yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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troll----> hahaha---->

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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