Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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ass.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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