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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

troll----> hahaha---->

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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