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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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