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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Ain't idn't a word.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

guy walks into a bar, ouch