- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

why did the man die? he had cancer

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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