- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

why did the man die? he had cancer

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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