- Anti Joke

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR