- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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