Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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