- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Joke Below

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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did you stub your toe?

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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