- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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