- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It says so on your cap.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

A train poops its pants.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Knock knock

whats worse than jonny james obviously

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

lipstick pig

Women's Rights

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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