roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

A train poops its pants.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Knock knock

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

lipstick pig

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Women's Rights

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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