- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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