Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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5 people are walking

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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