Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

women sports....

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Refrigerator

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

racism...deal with it!

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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