Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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