what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

a woman votes!

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

My three children are three big mistakes.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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